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Face Shirt

                    

This man created fabric of his OWN FACE, then made a shirt which he apparently wears out in public.

Nothing like covering your overweight belly with a short-sleeved button-up covered in photos of your own face that could also double as Rosie O’Donell! And I thought Hawaiian shirts were bad.

S to the EXY, dude.

(Via Reddit)

Splenda Thief

                         

Scene: Couple enters a subway car, sits down and complains about their 40- minute commute home. Girl begins reading a book while the guy reaches into his bag to grab his. Girl spots something in her boyfriend’s bag of which she does not approve…

Girl: Did you steal Splenda packets from work AGAIN?!

Guy: No!…..these are from Au Bon Pain.

Girl huffs, goes back to reading her book.*

(*Author’s note: While I fully support being resourceful and stocking up on free stuff your job or coffee shops provide, the whole scene on the whole was just depressing. I mean, sitting on a train reading Wally Lamb and yelling at your boyfriend for stealing low-cal sugar packets? I’ll pass.)

Song of the Day: Robyn, Dancing On My Own

Xo SFAR

Dogs > Boyfriends

              

After a girl had been dating her boyfriend for a few months, she felt him becoming withdrawn and he wasn’t paying her alot of attention.

Aiming to get to the bottom of the situation, said girl confronted her boyfriend about his ambivalence towards her.

He responded to her, completely seriously and stonefaced:

“If you want someone to dote on you, then you should get a dog.”

A Heartfelt Thank You

      

We wanted to take a moment to thank all of our readers who have made the past few months so amazing for the creators of this blog.

So far, we have had over 10,500 visits from in people 73 countries around the world, numbers that we marvel at as they grow every day.

More importantly, the feedback we’ve received from our readers who say the blog makes them laugh makes us so very happy.

Please keep sending us your positive vibes, spreading the word about SFAR, and submitting your hilarious content!

xoxo

Ashley and Annabel

Men Who Can Cook

                                     

If there was one thing that could make us hang up our single girl heels, it’s a charming man who can cook. Hot damn! Lucky for us, this trend is on the rise.

According to The Food Channel, the amount of time men spend in the kitchen has tripled since 1970. Based on this fact, and the emergence of hit shows like Top Chef and others, the cooking industry is increasingly developing products, television shows and recipes targeted toward men. The Today Show profiled the rise of culinary cooking trends among males on their website this week. It’s a great piece that references many popular cookbooks and shows, so definitely check it out.

For all men reading, we love when you cook- please keep cooking! And for all the women reading, keep your eye out for these adventurous, culinary gents. They clearly exist.

Xo SFAR

Nothing Says Love like a Crunchwrap Supreme

                         

Background: A guy and girl have been hooking up for a few months and live in the same dorm at college. He is rather awkward and getting him to ask her to come home with him is like pulling teeth. One night, he tried a technique to bed her I like to call the Fourth Meal Method.

Guy: Hey, where are you?

Girl: At a bar, coming back to campus soon though. Where are you?

Guy: Back at the dorm. I bought a crunchwrap supreme for you in case you want it.

Despite her conscience telling her she should probably avoid guys who lure her to their bedrooms with beef that comes out of a tube, she makes her way to his room where they smoke a bowl and eat their crunchwraps. Before she knows it, he is passed out on the couch, signaling her exit. Not the kind of seasoned beef she was hoping for that night, but delicious nonetheless.